The birds that love to keep me up all night are nesting above my window. I went out today to shoot them with a BB gun. After I scared them away, because I didn't actually hit them, I was going to knock down the nest with a broom. Underneath the broom was a scorpion the size of my face! Well not the size of my face, but definitely a scorpion king. This scorpion matter obviously took priority but disappeared before I could get it. Not getting it and seeing how close I was to being stung gave me the heebiegeebies and paralyzed my ability to swot down the nest.
You win this round birds with the help of a scorpion of unnatural size… but just you wait, you will find another home somewhere else if it's the last thing I do.
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